EveryOneOfMyThousandRobots

If you knew me, you'd totally get it. I promise.

What do I call my girlfriend?

I’m always struggling to find ways to describe my girlfriend in terms that don’t define her in relation to me. Now the problem here is that that’s what our language does. Usually you will describe relationships relative to yourself or someone else, because relationships are… relative. So I’ve got a few ideas:
  • Lady-Woman-Partner-Girlfriend
  • Human Female Who Inexplicably Chooses To Spend Time With Me
  • Valuable Member of Society in Her Own Right With Whom I Am in a Committed Relationship
  • Stunningly Beautiful and Also Intelligent, Funny and Ambitious Woman With Whom I Share My Life
Thank-Pops
Some people saying that being friends with me is difficult. And I say to those people, “Yes, you’re probably right.”

Thank-Pops
Some people saying that being friends with me is difficult. And I say to those people, “Yes, you’re probably right.”